The Phoenix's 100 UNSEXIEST MEN: From Gilbert Gottfried and Randy Johnson To Brad Pitt

Girls fight back after being seen as sex objects and vixens; after years of mockery and judgment based on shallow appearances and fashion sense. Now it's the women's turn to be shallow and insensitive with The Phoenix's 100 UNSEXIEST MEN:

1. Gilbert Gottfried: Rumor has it that Gilbert is the heir apparent to Uncle Milty when it comes to what he's packing, but that still can't save him. The parrot-voiced, pickled-face comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman.

2. Randy Johnson: If he couldn't throw a ball 100 miles per hour, Johnson would be wearing a wife beater and getting hauled into a squad car on Cops. Could you imagine the nights when he pitched to Otis Nixon?

3. Roger Ebert: Yes, he lost all that weight. Yes, you still wouldn't fuck him.

4. Dr. Phil: Being a know-it-all is never sexy. Being a know-it-all who is also a bald-headed prick is downright horrid.

5. Alan Colmes: Not really fair, since he's got to sit next to brown shirt-stud Hannity each night. But Colmes - lazy eye, unkept hair, droopy features - has a face made for radio. Pirate radio. Garr!!

6. Chad Kroeger: It's not just the massive head, weird face, and bad hair. It's also the fact that he's in Nickelback, the worst band since the dawn of music.

7. Mike Mills: You'd want to talk music with the bassist from REM. Sleep with? Not unless you're trying to get to Pete Buck.

8. Osama Bin Laden: Power is sexy (notice how Dick Cheney isn't on the list). But a 6'5", no-vertical-leap mass murdering douche bag is not getting any style points.

9. Jay Leno: "It would be like having sex with a banana, but not in a good way," was what one of our staffers remarked about the fruit-headed comic.

10. Don Imus: "It would be like having sex with an old leather bag, but not in a good way," was what the same staffer remarked about the bag of skin and bones.

11. Michael Jackson: What happens when an ugly JC Penny manequin has sex with Pogo, the clown identity of serial killer John Wayne Gacy.

12. Wallace Shawn: Even if you're attracted to his rounded dome, how can anyone get past that nasally lisp?

13. Mike D. of the Beastie Boys: We hate to do this. But the sickly looking Beastie "did it like this, did it like that, did it with a wiffle ball bat . . . because no one would want to get within three feet of him naked.

14. Richard Simmons: Words don't do it justice.

15. Jon Lovitz: Bald, annoying, unfunny, and hair in the all the wrong places. For all we know, he was running through the cast of League of Their Own. But we doubt it.

16. Carrot Top: Sheer obnoxiousness necessitates his placement on this list.

17. Jerry Seinfeld: This is for everyone who has ever yelled at the TV when Jerry brought home another model on Seinfeld.

18. Malcolm Gladwell: The Tipping Point.

19. Chevy Chase: He got unfunny with age. Then he got ugly.

20. Raffi: Maybe it's his proffession. But no one surveyed, man or woman, could think of any situation in which they would bed down with him.

21. Ron Howard: He was cute as Opie, passable as Richie, but now as Ron Howard, he's just plain weird-looking. Especially with a beard.

22. Clint Howard: Ron's younger, balder, and weirder-looking brother. Yes, weirder looking than Ron Howard.

23. Bill Gates: To quote Dana Carvey: "Gates apparently made a deal with the devil – 'You can have $60 billion, but you have to go through life looking like a turtle.'"

24. Paul Shaffer: The bic'd look does not work for everyone, plus he makes all those crazy faces while he plays.

25. Axl Rose: I mean . . . did you see the 2003 VMAs?

26. Tim Burton: He's got the Robert Smith hair coupled with a mighty hunch. Yet he's dating Helena Bonham Carter.

27. Edward James Olmos: Remember season one of South Park? When Kenny was a zombie, everyone assumed it was an Edward James Olmos costume. Wonder why.

28. Gerard Way (from My Chemical Romance): Luckiest dude since Ringo. Or at the very least, since D12.

29. Don Zimmer: The gerbil's got a massive, ivory-white noggin' that never did much thinking to begin with. Ask any Red Sox fan over 35.

30. Tony Kornheiser: Yes, calling sportswriters unattractive is like shooting fish in a barrel. But come on, he looks like your uncle.

31. Chris Kattan

32. Otis Nixon

33. Julian Tavarez

34. Christopher Lloyd

35. Willie McGee

36. Pat Cummings

3 7. Scottie Pippen

38. Larry David

39. Michael Moore

40. Al Franken: Too arrogant

41. Paris Latsis: Maybe not the worst-looking guy in the world, but, well, think about who was there first.

42. Rush Limbaugh: No doubt he will claim his placement on this list as a result of a media bias and not the fact that he's just butt-ugly

43. David Gest

44. Garey Busey: Those teeth would give anyone nightmares.

45. Nick Nolte: Busey's oddball partner in crime, but at least he had a career once.

46. Leif Garrett

47. Andy Dick: It's a trap!

48. Scott Stapp

49. Lyle Lovett

50. Ric Ocasek: Yes, we know who his wife is. And no, we don't care.

51. Bill Wyman

52. Danny DeVito

53. Peter Jackson

54. Drew Carey

55. Newt Gingrich

56. Rob Schneider

57. Ed O'Neil: We love ya, Ed, but sorry. There was a reason you never waited on any really hot girls at that shoe store.

58. Bill O'Reilly

59. Clay Aiken: This feels like a cheap shot, but even leaving aside the rumors about his personal life, he still looks like someone's bratty little brother.

60. Joe Lieberman

61. Jim Gaffigan: Pasty, goofy-looking comedians abound on this list.

62. Bill Maher: . . . Especially ones with poodle hair.

63. John Popper

64. Dennis Miller

65. John Madden: Those massive hands seem more frightening than anything. Boom!

66. Robert Englund: Seriously, try lying in bed next to him without thinking about Freddy Krueger.

67. Robert Patrick: Seriously, try lying in bed next to him without thinking about the T-1000

68. John Ashcroft

69. Joe Gannascolli

70. Kevin James: His TV marriage to Leah Remini on King of Queens is less believable than anything on Lost.

71. George Steinbrenner: Come on, we live in Boston, you knew it was coming.

72. Grady Little: Come on, we live in Boston, you knew it was coming.

73. Harvey Pekar

74. DJ Qualls: What's he weigh, like, 70 pounds? How much of that is grease?

75. Joey Buttafuoco

76. Garry Shandling

77. Meat Loaf Aday

78. Joe Walsh

79. Tom from Myspace: As a friend of mine said, why does he have to be everyone's friend? Isn't that a little needy? Not hot at all.

80. Art Garfunkel

81. Brian Posehn

82. Howie Mandel

83. Barry Bonds: If what his mistress told the authors of Game of Shadows is true, then no, you don't want any part of that

84. Dick Vitale: Call it a hunch, but we have a feeling that sex with Dickie V. would be anything but "awesome, baby."

85. Richie "La Bamba" Rosenberg

86. Jeff Van Gundy

87. Jimmy Johnson: It's the hair

88. John Clayton: How is this ESPN's top football guy?

89. Don Vito: I suppose we were never really supposed to know what Bam Margera's uncle looks like, but since we do, he has to be included.

90. Lemmy Kilmister: Sadly, the ravages of time have not been kind to him.

91. (tie) Hideki Matsui / Jose Canseco: "Every time I have tried to help a woman, I've been incarcerated," Canseco famously said on The Surreal Life. You old charmer, you.

92. Bill Parcells: Especially when you see the photos of him in shorts at training camp

93. Ric Flair: To be the man (WOO!) you got to . . . do something about those man boobs!

94. Ralph Nader

95. Dennis Kucinich: Something about those progressives.

96. Horatio Sanz: Laughing at your own jokes is not sexy

97. Dom DeLuise

98. Emeril Lagasse

99. Kevin Federline: Mooching hicks aren't so hot these days.

100.Brad Pitt: He may look good, but if the rumors about his hygiene and BO issues are true, then he's probably not worth it.

Hayden Panettiere Has The Cutest Little Brother!!

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Hayden Panettiere's adorable little brother -- Jansen.

He's already been on Nickelodeon's "The Last Day of Summer," and worked with Julia Roberts. Plus, he's only 13 and he's already even prettier than she is!

Hello! Future Zac Efron!

via LA Times, The Envelope

Miley Cyrus a.k.a. Hannah Montana Got The Look!

Miley Cyrus a.k.a. Hannah Montana has got it going on! She looks hot in this rhinestoned mini-dress, auburn highlights and pale lipstick.

If she plays her cards right, she could be bigger than Britney Spears and all the other teeny bopper celebrities that have come and gone...

Image care of LA Times, The Envelope

Miley Cyrus a.k.a. Hannah Montana Wins 2 Awards In The 2008 Nickelodeon's Kid's Choice Awards

Miley Cyrus a.k.a. Hannah Montana won 2 awards in the recently held Nickelodeon's 21st annual slime fest Saturday night, taking home awards for both Favorite TV Actress and Favorite Female Singer at the kid-powered show. E! News continues their account of Nick's award show as follows...

The night's only other multiple honoree was Nickelodeon's homegrown talent Drake & Josh, which not only took home the coveted orange blimp for Favorite TV Show, but earned series star Drake Bell the Favorite TV Actor award, as well.

Jack Black returned as host, opening the night with one of his trademark musical parody numbers—this time around a rousing rendition of "I Was Made for Sliming You," an ode to the wonders of the show's signature green goo—before welcoming the tween masses to "the slimiest, starriest, choiciest awards show ever!"

The first prize of the night went to Jessica Alba, who was crowned Favorite Movie Actress at the completely fan-determined awards show. As Black was keen to boast, more than 88 million votes were cast prior to the ceremony.

"I love Nickelodeon!" the mom-to-be said. "I wore green today in honor of the slime. I love making movies for you all."

But for all the awards doled out over the course of the show—perpetual favorite Johnny Depp took home the nod for Favorite Movie Actor, though parents can rest assured it was for swash-buckling turn in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End rather than the blood-soaked Sweeney Todd, while Alvin and the Chipmunks was honored as Favorite Movie—slime was definitely the name of the game.

In keeping with the green theme, Heidi Klum gamely made an appearance at the show, coming onstage to pop slime-filled balloons with help from a giant bum-spanning pad covered in spikes. Usher and Akon got in on the messy action later in the show, blasting a sumo wrestler with an industrial strength slime hose and making their way through a slime-filled obstacle course, respectively.

The slimey set pièce de résistance, however, came courtesy of host Black and Orlando Bloom, whose climactic and lengthy joint sliming was one for the show's history books.

"It's the whole reason I became an actor," Bloom said upon his being raised into a slime-filled tank. "To take part in the biggest celebrity sliming in Kids' Choice history."

In a change of pace, the awards show also managed to make history for another, completely slime-unrelated reason: The distribution of the first ever Wannabe Award.

Cameron Diaz was the honored recipient, so chosen for being the celebrity kids most "want to be." Ashton Kutcher was on hand to present the award.

"This is the biggest honor of my life!" she said. "Kids are the future…and I'm honored to inspire you to change this world…Go out and make this a better world!"

Here's the complete list of winners for the Kids' Choice Awards:

MOVIES

• Favorite Movie Actor: Johnny Depp
• Favorite Movie Actress: Jessica Alba
• Favorite Movie: Alvin and the Chipmunks
• Favorite Animated Movie: Ratatouille
• Favorite Voice in an Animated Movie: Eddie Murphy, Shrek the Third

TV

• Favorite Reality Show: American Idol
• Favorite TV Show: Drake & Josh
• Favorite Animated Show: Avatar: The Latest Airbender
• Favorite TV Actor: Drake Bell, Drake & Josh
• Favorite TV Actress: Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana

MUSIC

• Favorite Female Singer: Miley Cyrus
• Favorite Male Singer: Chris Brown
• Favorite Music Group: Jonas Brothers
• Favorite Song: Avril Lavigne, "Girlfriend"

SPORTS

• Favorite Male Athlete: Tony Hawk
• Favorite Female Athlete: Danica Patrick

OTHER

• Wannabe Award: Cameron Diaz
• Favorite Book: Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling
• Favorite Video Game: Madden NFL '08

Image from People.com

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - Married??

Hollywood's most powerful couple has made it official - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are married.

NY Daily News reported that according to Star magazine's website, the pair wed on Saturday in New Orleans. The couple have been together since 2005, when they co-starred in the actioner, "Mr. and Mrs. Smith." Angelina is pregnant with twins, and the two have four other children.

This would be Brad's second time down the aisle, with his first to "Friends" star Jennifer Aniston ending in divorce. Angelina has been married twice previously, most recently to actor Billy Bob Thornton, and "Eli Stone" star Jonny Lee Miller in the late 1990s.

"X-Files" Movie Starring David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson Comes Out July 25

"The X-Files" which starred David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson, ended in 2002 after nine seasons. Mulder and Scully -- or rather, Duchovny and Anderson -- were not present during the fete Wednesday night, part of the 25th annual William S. Paley Television Festival sponsored by the Paley Center for Media (formerly the Museum of Television & Radio).

But that didn't dampen the enthusiasm of the so-called X-Philes, sitting in rapt attention while series creator Chris Carter, executive producer Frank Spotnitz and other writers and directors from the series unveiled some of the mysteries behind the monsters, strange doings and ominous atmosphere that distinguished the show.

Giving the event an extra jolt was a look at the trailer for the "X-Files" movie that comes out July 25. The rapid-fire preview gave few clues to the plot or characters, except that Mulder and Scully, who went from platonic partners to a more romantic level in the later seasons, still call each other Mulder and Scully (apparently intimacy did not put them on a first-name basis).

There is a lot of running and loud music, snow and, of course, the ghostly six-note whistle that was the core of the show's theme song.The film, a sequel of sorts to the first "X-Files" movie that came out in 1998, doesn't even have a title. "I know what the title should be," quipped Carter, noting that Fox may have other ideas. The audience was so juiced by the trailer that it was shown twice.

In development in various degrees since the show ended, the movie will take up six years after the conclusion of the series, Carter said, and attempts to honor longtime fans while reaching out to those unfamiliar with the show. He declined to specify the nature of the relationship between Mulder and Scully when the movie starts."It's a stand-alone movie, but it's not negligent or insensitive to the fact that there is a history there, and there has been a passage of time with Mulder and Scully," Carter said.Still, much of the focus of the event was on the past.

At its height, "The X-Files" was not merely a hit but also a phenomenon that helped establish Fox as a credible network. Its influence is evident in shows such as "Lost" and "Heroes." It made stars of Duchovny and Anderson.Although the series featured more than its share of alien stories, monsters and twisted government conspiracies, the relationship between the agents registered a humanity and humor that scored with a broad viewership, particularly women.

via LA Times

"Manson Girls" Starring Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan will star in "Manson Girls," a film about Nancy Pitman who was a wealthy teen from Malibu when she joined Charles Manson's notorious Family at 16.

"Yes, I am doing it with Lindsay," Brad Wyman, the film's producer, told E!News.

U.S. actress Lindsay Lohan has signed up for a role in "Manson Girls," a film about Charles Manson's former followers, E! News reported.

Lohan has been cast as Nancy Pitman, who grew up wealthy in Malibu, met Manson when she was 16 and moved in with him shortly after.

She was home with Manson the night in 1969 when he instructed members of his group to go to the former residence of an ex-business associate where they killed actress Sharon Tate and four other people, E! noted.

Pitman, who also went by the name Brenda McCann, later got mixed up with the Aryan Brotherhood and served 18 months in prison after she was convicted of being an accessory after the fact to murder.

via Alaska Report

Britney Spears' Wardrobe From "How I Met Your Mother" To Be Auctioned For Environmental Organization

Looks like Britney is trying to clean up her image - particularly with good works which is a pretty good idea I'd say.

From AP via MSNBC, Britney Spears' wardrobe from her guest-starring stint on CBS' "How I Met Your Mother" will be sold at an online auction to benefit the Natural Resources Defense Council, an environmental organization.

The weeklong auction begins Monday night, just after the episode featuring the pop star is set to air. Spears plays a flirty receptionist who falls for show's main character.

A half-dozen Spears-worn items will be available, including a navy print Juicy Couture dress, a yellow Nannette Lepore dress and a cream Nannette Lepore cardigan with blue flower details.

CBS and 20th Century Fox Television, which produces the show, are sponsoring the auction.

Jericho Last Episode This Tuesday - Jericho To Be Canceled

To all "Jericho" fans out there, be way the news that Tuesday’s season finale will also be the series finale, the network said Friday, according the New York Times.

CBS has canceled the postapocalyptic drama “Jericho” for the second time in two years. The series, which starred Skeet Ulrich and followed the events in a small Kansas town after nuclear attacks devastated cities across the United States, was first canceled in May 2007.

A campaign by fans combined with data showing that the show was being recorded and watched outside its broadcast time persuaded CBS to order a short second season. But the show has performed poorly since the new episodes began appearing last month. The most recent episode attracted fewer than six million viewers and a 1.9 rating in the 18- to 49-year-old demographic.

“Without question, there are passionate viewers watching this program; we simply wish there were more,” Nina Tassler, the president of CBS Entertainment, said in a statement. Carol Barbee, an executive producer of “Jericho,” said she was “pursuing other venues” for the series, giving credence to reports that a cable network could pick it up.

(image from post-gazette.com)

Oprah Winfrey Getting Sued, Not Once But TWICE!

Everybody seems to be in the suing mood recently, and unfortunately for the Oprah - she's getting 2 of them. Attorneys for the queen of daytime are fending off two separate lawsuits this week according this E! News, one filed by an audience member at The Oprah Winfrey Show who claims she was injured when the excitable audience stampeded for choice seats during a taping, and another from a Boston mother who claims she fed Harpo Studios the idea for Winfrey's ratings-grabbing stab at televised altruism, Oprah's Big Give, and has yet to receive credit or compensation.

The first of the suits, filed in Chicago's Cook County Circuit Court, sees onetime audience member Orit Greenberg seeking more than $50,000 in medical fees and other damages from Harpo, claiming that while attending a taping of the chatfest on Dec. 5, 2006, she suffered "severe and permanent injuries."

The damage was done, Greenberg claimed, when studio reps told audience members congregated in a waiting room that they could choose their own seats once inside the studio. In the ensuing mad dash to score front-row placement, an "excess number of patrons...rushed the gate," and Greenberg was subsequently pushed down a flight of stairs.

The suit blames Harpo for the incident, saying the company failed to exercise adequate crowd control measures and was similarly careless in allowing the rabid pack of housewives to battle it out for prime Winfrey-watching seats.

A Harpo rep told E! News on Friday that the company does not comment on pending litigation.

As for the action against Oprah's Big Give, Boston mother-of-four Darlene Tracy alleges that producers of the Sunday night feel-good show stole the idea from a proposal she sent the company back in February 2005.

Tracy claims she pitched a reality show called The Philanthropist to Ellen Rakieten and Jennifer Thornton, the executive producer and a producer of Winfrey's daytime talk show, in which contestants were judged on their ability to help out those less fortunate.

Tracy claims Rakieten responded to her proposal and requested more information on the would-be series, which she promptly delivered. Four months later, Tracy says, Thornton broke the news that Harpo would be passing on the show.

Just over a year later, however, in November 2006, Winfrey announced on her show plans for a series similar—too similar, for Tracy—in concept to her original idea.

Tracy filed a complaint in Boston's U.S. District Court to prevent the Big Give from airing, though a judge quickly dismissed the filing after Winfrey's lawyers argued that Massachusetts wasn't the place to embark on the legal battle.

Armed with a new team of lawyers—as opposed to her previous self-representation—Tracy has filed an appeal, which includes documentation of her correspondence with the Oprah Winfrey Show producers.

Apparently breaking Harpo's "no comment" policy on pending litigation, a spokesperson for the studio told the New York Daily News Wednesday that "we agree with the judge that [Tracy's claims]...are without merit."

The rep went on to say that Winfrey's team was "confident that the Court of Appeals will agree that Tracy has no claim."

(image from News.Yourblackworld.com)

Street Fighter Cast Line-up Including Kristin Kreuk, Neal McDonough, Chris Klein and Michael Clarke Duncan

Just released by FirstShowing.Net the cast of the coming Street Fighter flick!!


Chun-Li - Kristin Kreuk
Plays Lana Lang in the WB series "Smallville." She certainly has the look, but does she have the legs?

» M. Bison - Neal McDonough
Most recently, McDonough played the naïve sheriff in The Hitcher. Can he pull off the bad boss M. Bison? McDonough has a slightly devilish look, but he doesn't exactly have a threatening physical presence.

» Balrog - Michael Clarke Duncan
Given his size, Clarke Duncan has played many an imposing figure (e.g. Kingpin in Daredevil). I imagine this was an easy choice.

» Vega - Taboo
Now this is an interesting casting choice. One fourth of the Black Eyed Peas, Jaime Luis Gómez (aka Taboo) doesn't exactly have a breadth of acting experience. (Not that it really matters in this instance, though.) But with his unique Mexican/Native-American look, he seems a decent fit for the exotic, cloaked Spaniard.

» Charlie Nash - Chris Klein
I'm sure young girls will swoon at this choice, especially if Klein goes blonde for the role. At 6'1" he has a decent frame and physique that aligns well with the character.

Jennifer Lopez And First Picture Of Her Twins!

First glimpse of Jennifer Lopez and her twins, Max and Emme, born Feb. 22 in Long Island, N.Y. care of People.com

This week's issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday, features 12 pages of new photos of the pop star with husband Marc Anthony and their 1-month-old bundles of joy inside their Long Island home and nursery.

The happy new parents spoke candidly to PEOPLE about the pregnancy, addressing everything from Jennifer's weight gain to rumors of infertility. For all the details, pick up the new issue, on newsstands Friday.

Beverly Hill 90210 To Be Revived In New Spin-off Series!

Fans of Beverly Hills 90210 will be very excited to hear about its semi-comeback in a spin-off series that may feature stars from the original television sitcom - if you've forgotten them, here they are again: Tori Spelling, Luke Perry, Shannon Doherty, Jason Priestley, Jenny Garth.

ET on Canada.com just released news on Meet the Mills, the three-generational Beverly Hills clan at the center of the CW's contemporary Beverly Hills 90210 spinoff. A detailed breakdown for the pilot, released Monday night, sheds more light on the plot and the characters of the untitled show.

Rob Thomas (Dawson's Creek, Veronica Mars) is writing the spinoff, which, like the original 90210, revolves around a family with two teen kids the same age -- a boy and a girl -- who recently moved from the Midwest to Beverly Hills.

But this time, the dad, Harry Mills, is a Beverly Hills High alum who moved after graduation and settled in East St. Louis. He is forced to come back when his 1970s movie star mother's alcohol problem gets out of control. Joining him are his wife, Celia, a former Olympic medalist; biological daughter Annie; and adopted son Dixon.

The script breakdown includes five other characters, four of them 16-year-old students at Beverly Hills High. None appears directly related to any of the characters on the original series, although 16-year-old Daphne Silver and her twentysomething brother, Max Silver, have the same last name as David Silver (Brian Austin Green), who married Donna Martin (Tori Spelling) in the original 90210 series finale.

Although Max may be too old to be David's son, it nevertheless is intriguing that he and his sister live alone in a mansion while their parents have been "on a cruise" for as long as anyone can remember.

The spinoff also reflects the current reality at Beverly Hills High, where about 40 percent of the students are of Persian descent: One of the students in the show is named Navid Shirazi.

To get the high-profile project ready for the network's "upfront" presentations to advertisers in May, CW and producing studio CBS Paramount Network TV began casting before the script's completion, a practice employed by other networks during the abbreviated post-writers'-strike pilot season.

Will it be the same hit it was decades ago? Or will it just be a 2nd rate imitation? We'll find out soon enough.

American Idol Bulgarian Version Does Mariah Carey's "Can't Live" As "Ken Lee" -- Very Funny!

American Idol Bulgarian Version Does Mariah Carey's "Can't Live" As "Ken Lee" -- Very Funny!

Here's a transcription because it's too darn funny

No one ken to ken to sivmen
nor yon clees toju maliveh
When I gez aju zavateh na nalechoo more
new yonooz tonigh molinigh
Yon sorra shooo
yes ee shooo, ooo
Ken leeeee
tulibu dibu douchoo
Ken leeeee
tulibu dibu douchoo
Ken leeeee
ken lee meju more

Mel Gibson And Britney Spears?

Access Hollywood accounts Britney Spears' growth in Southern Baptist, at one time was spotted wearing Kabbalah bracelets, and earlier this year visited a non-denominational church in Los Angeles, but despite reports, Britney Spears is not heading toward another religious affiliation by singing in Mel Gibson’s church.

Rumors were sparked that the embattled pop star had been asked to sing in Gibson's church, after the two were spotted dining out over the weekend at Romanov, a restaurant in Studio City.
Not so says a source close to the actor.

"He has not asked her to sing at his church," the source told Access Hollywood.
The source added that Saturday’s dinner date was not the first meeting between former teen-queen Britney and superstar director Mel.

Their bread breaking wasn’t just for old friends to catch up however.
"He is trying to help her," the source said, noting that Britney is "progressing" in the right direction.

Charlie Sheen Gets Hooked With Spitzer Hooker?

Fox News reports Hollywood actor Charlie Sheen is refuting a report that he allegedly hired the same call girl involved in the Eliot Spitzer scandal for a fantasy-themed threesome.

If you haven't heard about Spitzer and Kristen, read a semi-summarized account right here: Marketing Lessons from the First New York governor to leave office amid scandal - Gov. Eliot Spitzer and Emperor’s Club V.I.P. (With Screen grabs)

"There was a report out of the UK that linked Charlie with "Kristen" as part of a threesome where 'Kristen' was asked to be a cheerleader," a publicist for the actor told FOXNews.com. "Problem with the report was the alleged cheerleader incident, if it ever even happened, was 15 years ago. So the story is not true."

Pimp Jason Itzler, 41, claims he sent Ashley Alexander Dupre under the name of Victoria and another girl, Cheryl, to Sheen more than two years ago, the Daily Record reported.
He claims Sheen paid $20,000 for a threesome with the girls dressed up as cheerleaders.

"Sheen got the girls to dress up as cheerleaders and chant his name while performing sex acts. They loved Charlie. They said he was a great guy. A great lover. One time he had them dressed up like cheerleaders, chanting 'Charlie! Charlie! He's our man. If he can't do it, nobody can!'"

Details on Fox News -

Charlie Sheen Denies Report He Hired Spitzer Hooker, Asked Her to Dress as a Cheerleader

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry Welcome Their New Baby Girl!

Newest entry into the celebrity baby club! Halle Berry's baby girl! Read more details here.

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have a new baby girl! Congratulations!

The Heather Mills And Paul McCartney Separation - $48.6 Million Goes To Mills!

Heather Mills was awarded $48.6 million as her settlement being Paul McCartney's ex-wife. Widely portrayed in the British media as a gold-digger, the former model seemed very pleased with the separation fee after 4 years of marriage to the former Beatle's star whose fortune is about $800 million now.

A Family Court judge awarded Mills a lump sum of $33 million, plus the assets she currently holds, worth $15.6 million. Mills had sought almost $250 million, according to a summary of the ruling; McCartney had offered $31.6 million, including Mills' own assets.

This Associated Press article details that the settlement was at the low end of many experts' estimates, which varied between $50 million and $100 million. The brevity of the marriage, and the fact most of the former Beatle's fortune was made before he met Mills were factors considered by the judge.

Mills, 40, raised eyebrows by firing her legal team late last year and representing herself in court, but legal experts said that was unlikely to have been a factor in the award.

McCartney, 65, left after the ruling without saying a word. But Mills emerged from the three-hour private hearing for an impromptu news conference on the courthouse steps — railing against McCartney's lawyer, accusing her ex of underestimating his wealth and declaring the settlement had secured her future and that of her 4-year-old daughter, Beatrice.

One Of The Dumbest Answers To A Pageant Question and Answer Portion (Bb. Pilipinas 2008)

I don't have to wonder now why the Philippines hardly ever win international pageants these days. Watch this video of Janina San Miguel in her final round of question and answer in the Bb. Pilipinas Pageant (Miss Philippines). It is just about the dumbest thing I have ever heard, but she still placed anyway. She's going to represent the Philippines in the Miss World pageant - Good luck! You'll need it! Take an interpreter with you too.

But don't take my word for it, see for yourself...



Here's a transcription, I feel like adding insult to injury

Paolo Bediones: Janina, how are you?

Janina San Miguel: I’m fine.

Paolo Bediones: Alright, so you won two of the major awards - Best in Long Gown, Best in Swimsuit, do you feel any pressure right now?

Janina San Miguel: No, I don’t feel any pressure right now. *smiles*

Paolo Bediones: Confident! Alright! Please choose a name of the judge.

Paolo Bediones: We have Miss Vivienne Tan.

Vivienne Tan: Good Evening.

Janina San Miguel: Good Evening.

Vivienne Tan: The question is, what role did your family play to you as candidate to Binibining Pilinas?

Janina San Miguel: Well, my family’s role for me is so important b’coz there was the wa- they’re, they was the one who’s… very… Hahahaha… Oh I’m so sorry, Ahhmm… My pamily… My family… Oh my god… I’m… Ok, I’m so sorry… I… I told you that I’m so confident… Eto, Ahhmm, Wait… Hahahaha, Ahmmm, Sorry guys because this was really my first pageant ever b’coz I’m only 17 years old and ahahaha I, I did not expect that I came from, I came from one of the taft 10. Hmmm, so… but I said that my family is the most important persons in my life. Thank you.

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows - Split To 2 Movies. When will the commercialism end?

Is there no end to commercialism? I absolutely adore Harry Potter, but they are just milking the book series like a cow with two dozen t*ts if you know what I mean.

I just found on Entertainment Weekly that the final installment of the Harry Potter movie franchise is being released in two parts, six months apart. Warner Bros. is set to release the first part of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in November 2010 with the second part of the finale opening in May 2011.

Both movies will be directed by David Yates and written by Steve Kloves. The movies will be shot concurrently, and it's not yet clear at what point in the story, adapted from J.K. Rowling's 784-page book, the films will break.

The seventh and final novel sees Harry and his friends battle arch nemesis Voldemort to the death. The book sold a record 11 million copies during the first 24 hours after its release last July. The sixth movie, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, also directed by Yates, will open this November. Daniel Radcliffe and the rest of the cast from the sixth movie are already confirmed for the finale.

(image from Redlightnaps.wordpress.com)

Become Paris Hilton's New Best Friend! And Be Featued In MTV's New Reality Show

Well it looks like Paris Hilton has ran out of best friends. After all that tension with her last "best friend" Nicole Richie, who starred with her on A Simple Life, now Paris Hilton's quest for a new best friend will be a reality show! Just like the Amazing Race perhaps? Or Fear Factor?

Apparently twenty men and women will compete to be the 27-year-old socialite's new "BFF" (best friend forever) on the show, which will appear on MTV.

BBC News says the 20 finalists then move into a house with Hilton, learning "normal girl stuff" like fashion and shopping - not quite the normal girl stuff but more like the normal "millionaire heiress girl stuff"

You can audition on MTV's Paris BFF site and you can also vote Paris Hilton's next best friend! So if you just don't have a friend in the world - like this poor little rich heiress or are just dying to become rich and famous and probably get humiliated or embarrassed and eventually become famous, this is the reality show for you!

Visit MTV's Paris BFF for more details...

Britney Spears To Appear In CBS' How I Met Your Mother

Here's some feedback on Britney Spears' attempt to get back on the hollywood bandwagon after a lot of court hearings and personal dramas. She's quite busy actually with another hit on the rise and a series of sitcom guest appearances that should help out her image a bit.

Apparently co-stars of CBS' How I Met Your Mother like Neil Patrick Harris and Alyson Hannigan are loving Britney Spears for her commendable performance although Alicia Silverstone backed out of guest starring along side Britney Spears expecting some kind of pandemonium in her presence

Which is quite true. E! News reports that the show's set of has been harder to crack than Hyde this week.

With paparazzi lurking outside and helicopted buzzing overhead, people couldn't approach the soundstage without the proper security clearance, which came in the form of a color-coded wristband, according to Neil Patrick Harris, who plays the suit-wearing, skirt-chasing Barney.

Harris told E! Online's Watch with Kristin Wednesday even he was denied at one point, although he ultimately made it past the guards, considering he's the castmember with the Emmy nomination and all.

"I did eventually make it on set, because I just kept going through," the actor said. "But there were lots of 'Hey, hey—I need to see your wristband,' and I said, 'Lady, I'm actually on the show, so I don't have a wristband.'

"So, that's the kind of excitement there is on Stage 22 right now, mid Britney."

Spears arrived at the Fox Studios set in a chauffeured black Cadillac Escalade at about 7:30 a.m. Wednesday with her usual two bodyguards in tow.

Read more of E! News' original article, Brit: Having a Mother of a Good Time

MICHAEL MUSTO as LINDSAY LOHAN as MARILYN MONROE

Of course it all started with Marilyn, and Lindsay Lohan—or at least her publicist—seems to have gotten that memo. In lieu of community service, Lindsay recently paid some boobalicious homage to Marilyn's famous Bert Stern spread, titting it up in New York magazine with a string of pearls, swatches of chiffon, and some colorful fake flowers, all helping to shine spotlights on her very real dumplings flapping around like they probably did in the rehab bathroom.

Some dummo actually thought this would be a good move for the career-challenged-at-21 starlet—and honey, it was! Sales and clicks went through the roof, as the world gaped at the detoxing darling's freckled triangle and thrilled to quotes like, "I mean, Bert Stern? Doing a Marilyn shoot? . . . It's really an honor."

Read the full article here:

MICHAEL MUSTO as LINDSAY LOHAN as MARILYN MONROE in 'The ultimate re-vamping'

News On Upcoming Indiana Jones 4

Steven Spielberg and George Lucas are keeping a typically tight leash on details surrounding the fourth Indy installment, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (due May 22). Their team helped squelch renegade plot and image leaks online, shut down the attempted sale of some stolen production materials, and stands ready to bring legal action against anybody violating confidentiality agreements.

But don't worry — taking a good, long gander at the exclusive photo below won't get you thrown in the slammer. Seen here for the first time, it features Indy (Harrison Ford), a new character named ''Mutt'' (Shia LaBeouf), and an old favorite named Marion Ravenwood (Raiders' Karen Allen, with her back to the camera).


Visit Entertainment Weekly to actually get the magnifying glass to work and get more exclusive info on Indiana Jones 4

The Revenge Of The Stars -- Paris Hilton And Ashton Kutcher 'Punk' The Papparazi

Just in from Star Pulse, it's revenge of the stars when Paris Hilton's night out in Hollywood with a bearded 'guru' last Saturday was staged by Punk'd star Ashton Kutcher for a new TV show, designed to exploit the media.

Hilton made headlines around the world when she stepped out with an orange-robed, grey-haired 'shaman' who proceeded to bless her and then encouraged her to donate a diamond necklace to a stranger.

However, as previously reported, the 'guru' was actually an actor called Maxie Santillan Jr.

And it has now emerged the incident was a prank for Kutcher's new show Pop Fiction, which will feature 20 celebrities, including several superstars, who are all in on the joke.

Kutcher and his business partner Jason Goldberg produce the new program, which highlights the gullibility of the paparazzi and the media and is set to premiere on E! on Sunday.

Goldberg says, "We live in a culture that's driven by media and obsessed with celebrity, to the point where they don't have private lives anymore. Two people going out to eat turns into, 'They're engaged.' It's a feeding frenzy. It's dangerous and it's irresponsible in some cases. We're having fun, but we want to say to people, 'Can you really believe everything you read and see?'"

Avril Lavigne Worst Dressed Celebrity In 2007, Now Goes Into Fashion?

I'm a little concerned about 23-year-old pop star Avril Lavigne who has partnered with manufacturer Jerry Leigh to be the face of Abbey Dawn, a new junior's lifestyle brand, featuring jewelry and apparel inspired by Lavigne's personal style as mentioned in E! Online.

"I actually am the designer," Lavigne told USA Today of the venture. "What's really important to me is that everything fits well and is well-made, so I try everything on and approve it all." The singer said the Abbey Dawn line would include "a lot of hot pinks and blacks and stars and purple and zebra. Basically, everything I wear."

The line will be sold exclusively at Kohl's, with the first collection launching in July, just in time for back-to-school shopping. "Our partnership with Avril Lavigne allows us to be true brand builders, and we are proud to welcome Abbey Dawn into our family," Jerry Leigh president Andrew Leigh said in a statement. "We look forward to working with Kohl's on this launch and believe it will be a retail success."

The Abbey Dawn collection takes its name from Avril Lavigne's childhood nickname. Items will be priced between $24 and $48, with inventory to be refreshed every 60 days.

Apart from her new retail collaboration, the Canadian chanteuse kicked off her Best Damn Tour Wednesday in support of her latest album, 2007's The Best Damn Thing.Lavigne has also been the subject of pregnancy rumors lately, with rampant speculation existing that she and hubby Deryck Whibley will be hearing the pitter-patter of little rocker feet in the near future.

When asked about the baby gossip by Access Hollywood on Tuesday, Lavigne played it coy. "I
don't know. You'll have to ask my reps," she replied, laughing. "Maybe!"

Well this is quite a concern for me as she was tagged one of the worst dressed celebrities of 2007. And then imagine half the teen population will dress like that... oh my goodness!

Patrick Swayze Vs. Pancreatic Cancer - 5 Weeks To Go

Patrick Swayze will likely face an uphill battle in his fight against pancreatic cancer, physicians say. The handsome star of the 80's hasn't been visible these days in the limelight.

The actor's publicists released a statement Wednesday, after reports in the National Enquirer and other publications said doctors had told the "Dirty Dancing" star he had only five weeks left to live according to ABC News.

"Sixty [percent] to 70 percent of pancreatic cancers are diagnosed in the most advanced stage -- when it has spread to other organs -- and we have, at best, minimally effective therapies for advanced pancreatic cancer," said William Blackstock, professor of radiation oncology at the Wake Forest University Comprehensive Cancer Center in Winston-Salem, N.C.

Though the statement issued by Swayze's publicists does not delve into the details of his treatment, oncologists say the usual treatment plan for the disease combines both chemotherapy and surgery. Here's a picture of Patrick Swayze in the "Dirty Dancing" days.

Spears' Daddy A Little Richer Everday Britney Is Incapable (Britney Spears Update)

When his temporary co-conservatorship over his daughter Britney Spears was extended until July 31, Jamie Spears was also granted new powers, court documents from yesterday's hearing show according to this article from People.com

In addition to a $58,800 payment to the conservatorship for attorney fees and other costs, Jamie was given weekly payments of $2,500 and the authority to tap his daughter's funds to lease a car for her security team. The pop star also cannot leave California before a scheduled April 7 hearing without permission from the court or from her father.

The document also revealed that L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz extended the temporary conservatorship out of concern that an attorney claiming to represent the pop star might again tie the case up in federal court.

On Wednesday, Jon Eardley, an attorney who claims to represent Spears – even though the court has determined her incapable of hiring her own attorney – filed new papers under seal with the federal court. On Feb. 14 Eardley had filed a civil rights challenge to the conservatorship; for almost two weeks the case was in limbo until a federal judge declined to hear it.

Jeffrey D. Wexler, Jamie's attorney, tells Goetz in court documents that he believes, based on previous filings by Eardley, that the new papers include an amended petition "to include federal claims involving witness intimidation, victim intimidation."

Wexler writes that Goetz on Wednesday still had jurisdiction to extend the conservatorship. A new federal challenge by Eardley might again freeze Goetz's ability to alter the conservatorship, but would likely not undermine any orders already in place.

Source: Britney Doing Well

A source says Britney is doing well, and Goetz could decide to dissolve the conservatorship before July 31. "Is it possible she might make significant enough progress to get her life back in three or four months? Yes, and her dad would like nothing more," says the source.

via People.com

Watch Out For '24' TV Series Telepic Prequel Set for Fall

If you're a fan of the television series '24' starring Kiefer Sutherland then you better watch out for the two-hour 24 prequel for the fall to help bridge the two-year gap between the sixth and seventh seasons of the series.

The show, which did not air at all this season because of the writers' strike, will return for a seventh cycle in January 2009. Eight episodes were in the can before the strike began, but Fox decided against airing a partial season and breaking up the flow of the real-time drama, opting instead to hold the eight episodes and give the show its usual January launch, with the prequel telepic set for fall to whet fans' appetites.

Filming on the remaining episodes of the seventh season, which features the show's first female president, played by Cherry Jones, will begin in April. Fox has not commented on the telefilm or its plot, but the Reporter states that the show has begun securing cast members for its production.

via Entertainment Weekly

An Ex-Stripper On American Idol?

Wow a recent article on Boston Herald just announced that David Hernandez, one of the American Idol candidates, was in fact a stripper. Yum! However according to the article, “American Idol” producer Ken Warwick came out yesterday to assure contestant David Hernandez that his not-so-secret past as a male stripper doesn’t mean a thang.

Still bothers me somewhat though to see someone to be called the "American Idol" as a stripper - view inset image care of Votefortheworst.com. Although it does say anyone can succeed if you work hard. At least he had a job right? But is this kind of publicity going to help or ruin David Hernandez?

“The truth is we’re never judgmental about what people do to earn a living,” Ken Warwick told TVGuide.com yesterday. “They’ve gotta put food in people’s mouths.”

However, Warwick added, had Hernandez’s exotic past involved “some sort of heavy porn, then maybe we’d have to take action.”

It's a little inconsistent now that they're being lenient when in 2003 finalist Frenchie Davis was disqualified from the popular show because of her appearance on an adult Web site.

The Internet was abuzz this week after the manager of Dick’s Cabaret, a male strip club in Phoenix stepped forward to reveal the 24-year-old finalist from Glendale is one of his former dancers.

According to the strip joint’s manager Gordy Bryan, Hernandez was once an exotic dancer who gave his lap dance customers, who were “mostly male,” the Full Monty treatment.

Hernandez, who apparently didn’t share his vocal talents with the club’s clientele, worked at Dick’s for three years until September.

“He never renewed his licensing with the state, so he hasn’t been on my roster since then,” Bryan said, adding that he believes Hernandez quit to focus on his dream to become the next “American Idol.”


The news of Hernandez’ salacious past, along with scantily clad photos of young David working as a bartender at a gay club, first surfaced on “Idol” fan site VoteForTheWorst.com. For more of the gay bar images, go to VoteForTheWorst.com.

Britney Spears Pregnant AGAIN?

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Straight from the National Ledger folks! Will Britney Spears be joining her sister Jamie Lynn Spears and have a baby within the next few months? Reports this week claimed that the former pop princess was again pregnant. While everyone is shocked that little sister Jamie Lynn is not really showing any baby bump there’s is a photo circulating of Britney that shows what appears to be a bump.

Is This a Britney Spears Baby Bump: Is She Joining Jamie Lynn? (Image: Wenn)

The pregnancy speculation really ramped up this week with fantastic claims that she was regnant and an insider that is apparently pals with Britney Spears new boyfriend and paparazzi member Adnan Ghalib was blabbing to the tabloids that he had impregnated Britney. The photo left was taken on Thursday - is that a bump?

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She has swung back with multiple denials. The denials are basically saying that she is not pregnant; she has put on weight again because of some sort of medication that she is taking. Other are convinced that she may be ready to have her third child and her photographer friend Adnan is said to be thrilled at the prospect.

The New York Post gossip column Page Six has a bare belly photo displayed here, it was taken by Los Angeles based photo agency X17 Online and their title is a funny one, "Baby Bump or Too Much Burger King?' I'm thinking Britney is a more of a Taco Bell person, but the point is well taken by Britney fans. Is she pregnant again?

You take a look at these pictures and then tell me! Is that just some belly fat or is that a baby bump?

Vanessa Hudgens And Liam Aiken Make Out!

Vanessa Ann Hudgens shares a kiss with Liam Aiken! A new love interest is in the making with their new movie --- "Will," a musical coming-of-age dramedy that Walden Media and Summit Entertainment will co-finance.

According to Hollywood Reporter, it has been written by Todd Graff and Josh Cagan, the script centers on a high school outcast and a popular girl who form an unlikely bond through their shared love of music. They assemble a like-minded crew of misfits and form a rock group to perform in a battle of the bands competition at their school. Sounds a lot like high school musical don't you think? Has that whole stereotype thing going.

Aiken sure has grown a lot from taking kid roles to actually kissing one of the hottest starlets in hollywood. Way to go Aiken!

J. Lo's Twins Have Names! Jennifer Lopez Names Her Twins

E! Online announced that J.Lo and Marc Anthony's newborn twins are—sweetly, simply—named Max and Emme, Lopez's manager, Simon Fields, confirmed to People Friday.

The children were born Feb. 22 at a Long Island hospital, with Emme arriving at 12:12 a.m., weighing 5 pounds, 7 ounces, and her 6-pound little brother showing up at 12:23 a.m.

These are the first offspring for Lopez, while Anthony has three other children from two previous relationships.

Adding to the secrecy surrounding Lopez's pregnancy, which she and Anthony didn't even confirm until November, the couple refrained from announcing their kids' names until the frenzy over the births had died down.

"If they have [named the babies], they're not disclosing them—good for them," Lopez publicist Leslie Sloane-Zelnik told E! News the day Max and Emme were born.

Lopez and Anthony toted the tots home to their Long Island manse—where they have constructed a swank new nursery for their brood—on Feb. 25.