Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Angelina Jolie Is So Thin!




When Angelina Jolie surprised Clint Eastwood by paying him tribute in one of those gala affairs, Angelina showed up so thin it's almost unlike her.

She looks like she got so old.

Lindsay Lohan Dating A Girl But Not Lesbian/ Gay?



Something is so wrong with Lindsay Lohan. I can't put my finger on it yet because she can't put her finger on it either. Lindsay Lohan has been reportedly spreading the word that she is not a lesbian and that she is still interested in dating men, if she wasn't dating Samantha Ronson.

Apparently she's also been chasing after Gossip Girl heart throb Chace Crawford. Is she just trying to prove something? That she's still hot for men? Or that she's not a total loser? She might very well end up being one if she offends Sam Ronson too much and she ends up leaving her too.

Lindsay Lohan is getting way too much tabloid time. She just needs a time-out to really get back to work and stop goofing off. Isn't it enough that she's been practically kicked off Ugly Betty? She better get her act together or there won't be a career to get back too. She looks like she's aged so much in the last few years

High School Musical Three: Senior Year Disappointment




I was so disappointed with High School Musical Three. I paid good money to take my family to watch it but I was so let-down by the overly dramatic concert that I saw. There was no clear plot just song after song after song after song after song... oh yeah, did I mention there were too many songs?

There were too many songs there wasn't any story. All the characters looked like they were from "A Beautiful Mind," suddenly breaking out into song and then waking up from some weird trance that nobody else noticed.

High School Musical One was pretty good with a theme to break down stereotypes and be the person you want to be, finding true love and all that high school mushy stuff. That was nice because they all actually had a reason to sing - or most of the time they had a reason anyway.

Then came High School Musical Two, where they all went to work for the summer. That was fun because it was all games and it explored the naughty side of Sharpay Evans, as well as expose the good side of Ryan Evans.

The third time around, I think they tried to play up Corbin Bleu's character but to no avail. They tried to do so many things there wasn't any clear delineating story line anymore. Just a bunch of songs. It wasn't a movie, it was a concert that was made into a movie.

Or maybe my expectations were just way too high? They were on the right track when they stuck in that pretentious/ambitious English girl who was out to get Sharpay (played by Ashley Tisdale). That was very good, if only they were able to explore that more instead of just focusing on Gabriella and Troy's undying love story all the time.

Come on, there wasn't even a real climax to the movie. It's quite sad really that it had to end that way. Also why was Troy Bolton- the basketball star giving the last speech? That was a little confusing. Then again, this series was really more about the life of Troy - handsome, adorable, millionaire, soon-to-be one of hollywood's most expensive actors, Zac Efron. I pity and envy Vanessa Hudgens both at the same time.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Zac Efron and Johnny Depp in Pirates Of The Caribbean 4

It will be a hottie parade in Pirates of the Caribbean four when we have Zac Efron alongside Johnny Depp, both of whom were paid small fortunes by Disney for Johnny Depp to reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow and for Zac Efron who will rumor to play a younger version of Jack Sparrow.




Now that will be worth the watch now won't it. Both of them are just divine!



I wonder who the lucky girl will be since Keira Knightley has not confirmed her role in the 4th installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean

Sunday, October 19, 2008

"Sex Drive" - New Generation American Pie, In Theaters This Month!



Combine "American Pie" with "You've got mail" and you have the modern hyped up version called "Sex Drive." I think this will be a fun movie primarily because I love James Marsden. I felt sorry for him when he lost the girl in "X-men" and yet again on "Enchanted." He just looks like such a nice guy. Unfortunately like all nice guys he ends up last - loser-like don't you think?

Nevertheless he's funny in "Sex Drive." Though not starring, he still builds up enough momentum to shine on his own, being the older brother here. Seth Green also makes a cameo as this funny Amish guy.

The stars of this film are a bunch of young fresher versions of those that were in American Pie (or so much like them) Josh Zuckerman, Clark Duke and Amanda Crew bring the new generation into the picture of getting to know the other sex -- literally (Check the poster)




This movie is supposed to premier this month! So watch out for it, it's a sexy comedy for kids and kids at heart and those who appreciate nonsense movies. I'm sure I will. Nothing like a good nonsense movie to take you mind off the real pressures of life

Angelina Jolie Admits To Being Adulterous?


It's difficult to believe that Angelina Jolie slipped in one of her interviews with New York Times. I mean implying that she and Brad Pitt fell in love on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith while Brad Pitt was still married to Jennifer Aniston is like admittance of guilt!

Of course it's quite possible media is just reading too much in-between the lines but I don't think there were a lot of movies where Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt starred together. It's such a shame though that Jennifer Aniston is such a nice person and it feels like she totally got the "hit-and-run" end of this bargain. I do feel terribly sorry for her.

Even if Brangelina has rocked the world by adopting children from regions of poverty and helped out with all their philanthropic efforts worldwide, it's just sad you know that in the course of building what seems like great relationships, somebody had to get hurt.

But you have to admit, even after half a dozen children (with plans to grow so I hear) they still look hot together.


Sunday, October 12, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears' Casey Aldridge: I'm Not A Cheater!


Thanks to my idol Perez Hilton for this cool cover photo of Jamie Lynn Spears and cute boyfriend/ father-of-her-kid Casey Aldrige.

The story here is that Casey Aldridge is supposedly NOT cheating on the younger Spears girl. Yeah right! I have yet to meet a guy who will actually admit to cheating. If he did that he'd be stupid though. Honest but stupid. Nevertheless, he withholds his confirmation of what everybody is talking about so then there is always the, "maybe he's innocent" case although I really REALLY doubt it.

Casey Aldridge has been rumored to have cheated on Jamie Lynn for an older woman-- Kelly Dawson and Whitney Seals, even after it got out the Jamie Lynn was pregnant with their baby Maddie Briann.

What kind of name is that? Never mind.

I guess as a couple they do have a right to defend themselves in front of the public eye after being so brutally harassed over tabloids. They are after all, in a relationship - being a family and all. So good luck to you guys.

But I still think he cheated on her!

Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive: Halle Berry



42-year-old Bond babe, Halle Berry was awarded Esquire's sexiest woman alive. Now that is just amazing! Of course I think she deserves it. Being 42 and looking like that deserves an award! She has sex appeal and talent with complementing good looks - lucky her!

Halle Berry will be on Esquire's November 2008 cover, featuring a spin-off of Bill Clinton's December 2000 cover, the goal here being to recapture the confidence, charm, and power of that image in of course a sexy twist.

Another beautiful thing about Halle Berry is that she had this to say...

"Being 42 and having just had a baby, I think I’ll take it," she says of the honor. And she's a giver: "I share this title with every woman, because every woman is a nominee for it at any moment."

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Jessica Alba In Bondage And In A Muzzle




Jessica Alba is back on the horse these days and back in the limelight just a few months after giving birth to baby Honor. She's very passionate about campaigning for people to vote in the coming elections, so much so that she has done a couple of rather shocking ad campaigns for Declare Yourself (www.declareyourself.com) with other stars who support the cause as well. Essentially it's just pretty simple - this group wants to get Americans up off their couches to register and vote. This group aims for as many people as possible to participate in the coming elections. They're pretty lucky to have such star power on their side.

I think Jessica Alba though is the most active and of course most visible among them. Her ads are also very aggressive.

Jessica also has this spoof infomercial on buying a muzzler as being equivalent to "not voting." The video features the gorgeous Hayden Panettiere of Heroes no less. It is very patriotic of her. It's a worthy cause and I do admire her for it. If you want to see it, you'll have to check it out on Yhadz, The Marketing Critic blog.