Saturday, August 2, 2008

See The New Brangelina Twins On Monday!


Yes it is true ladies and gentlemen, you will be able to get your very own copy of the first pictures (first multi-million dollar pictures) of the most sought after twins since the Olsen sisters. Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline are ready for their debut appearance to the world.

Brought to us by the world-famous celebrity couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, if these two are anything like either of their biological parents, they have been gifted for life with beauty and fame that will follow (or stalk) them for the rest of their biological existence. Gosh it pays to have such good genes!

Anyway, their first pictures were sold to People and Hello! magazine. Getty images announced the photo shoot's completion last Friday, so they should be on the cover of People magazine on Monday for the US and on Hello! magazine for the rest of the world.

Proceeds are going to charity as is always that case for Brangelina. Their first biological child's pictures - Shiloh sold for $4 million. He was born in Namibia. This next brood has sold for almost triple that figure and they were born in France.

Does Brangelina have something against just bearing their children in the US? Or has it become boring now? Nevertheless, we should be seeing Angelina Jolie in svelte form some time soon now. She is quite yummy!












This should help them sell a whole lot more magazines!

1 comment:

Pat R said...

I guess Brangelina finally cashed in on their gossip empire... smart move, it's about time too