The 14 Million Dollar Brangelina Twins

In case you haven't seen it, here are the 14-million dollar twins of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on the cover of People Magazine. This was released last Monday, just got a little too busy to post. Apparently one of the kids look like Angelina Jolie while the other looks like Brad Pitt. They are so lucky to have such glamorous genes

These kids are just 3 weeks old, but already they're famous and worth millions of dollars!

See The New Brangelina Twins On Monday!

Yes it is true ladies and gentlemen, you will be able to get your very own copy of the first pictures (first multi-million dollar pictures) of the most sought after twins since the Olsen sisters. Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline are ready for their debut appearance to the world.

Brought to us by the world-famous celebrity couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, if these two are anything like either of their biological parents, they have been gifted for life with beauty and fame that will follow (or stalk) them for the rest of their biological existence. Gosh it pays to have such good genes!

Anyway, their first pictures were sold to People and Hello! magazine. Getty images announced the photo shoot's completion last Friday, so they should be on the cover of People magazine on Monday for the US and on Hello! magazine for the rest of the world.

Proceeds are going to charity as is always that case for Brangelina. Their first biological child's pictures - Shiloh sold for $4 million. He was born in Namibia. This next brood has sold for almost triple that figure and they were born in France.

Does Brangelina have something against just bearing their children in the US? Or has it become boring now? Nevertheless, we should be seeing Angelina Jolie in svelte form some time soon now. She is quite yummy!












This should help them sell a whole lot more magazines!

The Battle Of Chateau Miraval - Brangelina Vs. The Paparazzi

News is all abuzz of the paparazzi who were beaten up by Brangelina bodyguards on the grounds of the 1,235-acre grounds of Miraval, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's chateau in southern France. This happened last Thursday, but it hasn't died down yet.

Everyone's getting in on the story. Here's what I got. There are 2 versions of this story - one of which puts the Brangelina party in a bad light where armored guards from the Brangelina chateau charged out with motorcycles to capture the "semi-innocent" paparazzi who were harmlessly (?) in the woods while the other side tells of 2 rambo paparazzis invading the Pitt-Jolie chateau for a picture of their very expensive new-born twins.

Anyway it all ends in the same way - in blood-shed with both parties getting injured and now filing legal action against each other.

In the end, I think it's the paparazzis' fault. Nobody told them to go into the woods and attempt to catch million dollar images of the Brangelina twins. The paparazzi intentionally wanted to do something malicious with the camouflage attire and that's just wrong.

You can't blame Brad Pitt for declaring war on them, they wanted to get away from the public eye (if that is ever indeed possible) by moving to France.

Angelina Jolie Steals Twins Away From Paparazzi At 4am

In the true nature of artistry and celebrity stealth, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt really are the embodiment of Mr. & Mrs. Smith even in real life. Imagine escaping camped paparazzi outside Clinic Santa Maria of Fondation Lenval early in the morning of July 19th as well as those in the roof who anticipated she might leave in a helicopter.

Angelina Jolie and her entourage plus new-borns Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline left early Saturday morning before break of dawn from the rear exit of the hospital into a tinted van that fled them away to safety even before anyone could grab a picture of those $14M kids.

Brangelina twins are now safely tucked away in the luxurious Chateau Miraval. This exit was confirmed later that morning - around 9 am by Dr. Michel Sussmann, who delivered the twins by Cesarean section on July 12, confirmed the family's departure, telling reporters, "You can go home. The story is over."