Britney Spears Sets The Record Straight - What Happened During The Last Few Years From The Horse's Mouth, Watch Britney Explain Herself Here

Britney Spears wants to set the record straight. Now that her life is "sort of" back on track, Britney's taking on some damage control with what's left of her "reputable" image (if there is still such a thing) by going into a 90-minute documentary that sets the record straight about her return to the pop music spotlight.

"For the Record" gives showcases a more mature, reflective pop princess, as she questions her behavior over the last couple of years and sheds some light on what it's like to be her on a daily basis.

The documentary, which premiered two days before the December 2 release of her new LP, "Circus," provides a glimpse of Spears' life as she prepares for the album's release and includes photo shoots, dance rehearsals and time with her two sons, Jayden James and Sean Preston.

Here's part one of the video from MTV



And here's part two



These are only two videos of five parts. You can see the full clip on MSN
She's still quite beautiful. I think it's a lot of bull and excuses for the most part, she talks about Kevin Federline and Justin Timberlake. It's nice to see her speak for herself after all this time of havoc in her life when everyone else seemed to speak for her.

Britney Spears admits to difficulty and confusion, dissatisfaction and just about not knowing what to do - just like the rest of us common people. It does sound quite honest. Take a look for yourself and let me know

Kevin Federline Talks About Britney Spears - For Money? Glory? Fame? Or Just Because?

In fairness to Kevin Federline, he didn't make much of a scene when Britney Spears was going through her nervous breakdown. Although he was a no-good husband for not taking care of her, but he didn't cash in on the inside dirt of Britney Spears at the time when it could have made him the most money (I think).

He's speaking up these days though with a feature on one of the most prominent magazines around on the "inside scoop" of his relationship and separation with Britney Spears. Apparently he was the "good" guy while Britney was the "bad" girl. Not that it means anything to me, it's their life after all, but they should keep the lines clear. In the end though, he speaks well of Britney and is glad for her recovery

There's a lot of speculation as to why he finally decided to speak up. For the most part it's about the money, but for some they made him look rather angelic in that he knew it was the right time because Britney was getting better and it just seemed like a bad memory.

Britney's Ex-Husband Kevin Federline Is Father Of The Year?

Who comes up with these awards? Better yet who decides where the awards go? I think that person must have hit his head in the wall too many times, because there's no way that Kevin Federline is deserving of such a title - "Father of the year."



Prive Las Vegas is said to honor Keven Federline, father of four his "father of the year" status at a party he hosted there last June 13. Well, he must be a big time customer of that Las Vegas Club to get such an award, because some credentials to prove that he is actually deserving of the award is at a loss as far as I'm concerned

Britney Spears To Have A Very Happy Mother's Day With Jadge Awarding Britney More Time With Kids

It looks like being more behaved is working well for Britney Spears. Not only is she making a comeback with another guest role on "How I Met Your Mother," she's also getting more mommy time with her kids Sean Preston and Jayden James - just in time for Mother's Day.


Seems to me, even if we don't admit it, sometimes our parents actually do know more than we do. In this case, it looks like daddy Jamie Spears is helping Britney out a lot with putting her life back in order. Even ex-husband was caught smiling at the hearing. Next, Britney should start getting back in shape AND in fashion - she looks like a horrid mess

The Phoenix's 100 UNSEXIEST MEN: From Gilbert Gottfried and Randy Johnson To Brad Pitt

Girls fight back after being seen as sex objects and vixens; after years of mockery and judgment based on shallow appearances and fashion sense. Now it's the women's turn to be shallow and insensitive with The Phoenix's 100 UNSEXIEST MEN:

1. Gilbert Gottfried: Rumor has it that Gilbert is the heir apparent to Uncle Milty when it comes to what he's packing, but that still can't save him. The parrot-voiced, pickled-face comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman.

2. Randy Johnson: If he couldn't throw a ball 100 miles per hour, Johnson would be wearing a wife beater and getting hauled into a squad car on Cops. Could you imagine the nights when he pitched to Otis Nixon?

3. Roger Ebert: Yes, he lost all that weight. Yes, you still wouldn't fuck him.

4. Dr. Phil: Being a know-it-all is never sexy. Being a know-it-all who is also a bald-headed prick is downright horrid.

5. Alan Colmes: Not really fair, since he's got to sit next to brown shirt-stud Hannity each night. But Colmes - lazy eye, unkept hair, droopy features - has a face made for radio. Pirate radio. Garr!!

6. Chad Kroeger: It's not just the massive head, weird face, and bad hair. It's also the fact that he's in Nickelback, the worst band since the dawn of music.

7. Mike Mills: You'd want to talk music with the bassist from REM. Sleep with? Not unless you're trying to get to Pete Buck.

8. Osama Bin Laden: Power is sexy (notice how Dick Cheney isn't on the list). But a 6'5", no-vertical-leap mass murdering douche bag is not getting any style points.

9. Jay Leno: "It would be like having sex with a banana, but not in a good way," was what one of our staffers remarked about the fruit-headed comic.

10. Don Imus: "It would be like having sex with an old leather bag, but not in a good way," was what the same staffer remarked about the bag of skin and bones.

11. Michael Jackson: What happens when an ugly JC Penny manequin has sex with Pogo, the clown identity of serial killer John Wayne Gacy.

12. Wallace Shawn: Even if you're attracted to his rounded dome, how can anyone get past that nasally lisp?

13. Mike D. of the Beastie Boys: We hate to do this. But the sickly looking Beastie "did it like this, did it like that, did it with a wiffle ball bat . . . because no one would want to get within three feet of him naked.

14. Richard Simmons: Words don't do it justice.

15. Jon Lovitz: Bald, annoying, unfunny, and hair in the all the wrong places. For all we know, he was running through the cast of League of Their Own. But we doubt it.

16. Carrot Top: Sheer obnoxiousness necessitates his placement on this list.

17. Jerry Seinfeld: This is for everyone who has ever yelled at the TV when Jerry brought home another model on Seinfeld.

18. Malcolm Gladwell: The Tipping Point.

19. Chevy Chase: He got unfunny with age. Then he got ugly.

20. Raffi: Maybe it's his proffession. But no one surveyed, man or woman, could think of any situation in which they would bed down with him.

21. Ron Howard: He was cute as Opie, passable as Richie, but now as Ron Howard, he's just plain weird-looking. Especially with a beard.

22. Clint Howard: Ron's younger, balder, and weirder-looking brother. Yes, weirder looking than Ron Howard.

23. Bill Gates: To quote Dana Carvey: "Gates apparently made a deal with the devil – 'You can have $60 billion, but you have to go through life looking like a turtle.'"

24. Paul Shaffer: The bic'd look does not work for everyone, plus he makes all those crazy faces while he plays.

25. Axl Rose: I mean . . . did you see the 2003 VMAs?

26. Tim Burton: He's got the Robert Smith hair coupled with a mighty hunch. Yet he's dating Helena Bonham Carter.

27. Edward James Olmos: Remember season one of South Park? When Kenny was a zombie, everyone assumed it was an Edward James Olmos costume. Wonder why.

28. Gerard Way (from My Chemical Romance): Luckiest dude since Ringo. Or at the very least, since D12.

29. Don Zimmer: The gerbil's got a massive, ivory-white noggin' that never did much thinking to begin with. Ask any Red Sox fan over 35.

30. Tony Kornheiser: Yes, calling sportswriters unattractive is like shooting fish in a barrel. But come on, he looks like your uncle.

31. Chris Kattan

32. Otis Nixon

33. Julian Tavarez

34. Christopher Lloyd

35. Willie McGee

36. Pat Cummings

3 7. Scottie Pippen

38. Larry David

39. Michael Moore

40. Al Franken: Too arrogant

41. Paris Latsis: Maybe not the worst-looking guy in the world, but, well, think about who was there first.

42. Rush Limbaugh: No doubt he will claim his placement on this list as a result of a media bias and not the fact that he's just butt-ugly

43. David Gest

44. Garey Busey: Those teeth would give anyone nightmares.

45. Nick Nolte: Busey's oddball partner in crime, but at least he had a career once.

46. Leif Garrett

47. Andy Dick: It's a trap!

48. Scott Stapp

49. Lyle Lovett

50. Ric Ocasek: Yes, we know who his wife is. And no, we don't care.

51. Bill Wyman

52. Danny DeVito

53. Peter Jackson

54. Drew Carey

55. Newt Gingrich

56. Rob Schneider

57. Ed O'Neil: We love ya, Ed, but sorry. There was a reason you never waited on any really hot girls at that shoe store.

58. Bill O'Reilly

59. Clay Aiken: This feels like a cheap shot, but even leaving aside the rumors about his personal life, he still looks like someone's bratty little brother.

60. Joe Lieberman

61. Jim Gaffigan: Pasty, goofy-looking comedians abound on this list.

62. Bill Maher: . . . Especially ones with poodle hair.

63. John Popper

64. Dennis Miller

65. John Madden: Those massive hands seem more frightening than anything. Boom!

66. Robert Englund: Seriously, try lying in bed next to him without thinking about Freddy Krueger.

67. Robert Patrick: Seriously, try lying in bed next to him without thinking about the T-1000

68. John Ashcroft

69. Joe Gannascolli

70. Kevin James: His TV marriage to Leah Remini on King of Queens is less believable than anything on Lost.

71. George Steinbrenner: Come on, we live in Boston, you knew it was coming.

72. Grady Little: Come on, we live in Boston, you knew it was coming.

73. Harvey Pekar

74. DJ Qualls: What's he weigh, like, 70 pounds? How much of that is grease?

75. Joey Buttafuoco

76. Garry Shandling

77. Meat Loaf Aday

78. Joe Walsh

79. Tom from Myspace: As a friend of mine said, why does he have to be everyone's friend? Isn't that a little needy? Not hot at all.

80. Art Garfunkel

81. Brian Posehn

82. Howie Mandel

83. Barry Bonds: If what his mistress told the authors of Game of Shadows is true, then no, you don't want any part of that

84. Dick Vitale: Call it a hunch, but we have a feeling that sex with Dickie V. would be anything but "awesome, baby."

85. Richie "La Bamba" Rosenberg

86. Jeff Van Gundy

87. Jimmy Johnson: It's the hair

88. John Clayton: How is this ESPN's top football guy?

89. Don Vito: I suppose we were never really supposed to know what Bam Margera's uncle looks like, but since we do, he has to be included.

90. Lemmy Kilmister: Sadly, the ravages of time have not been kind to him.

91. (tie) Hideki Matsui / Jose Canseco: "Every time I have tried to help a woman, I've been incarcerated," Canseco famously said on The Surreal Life. You old charmer, you.

92. Bill Parcells: Especially when you see the photos of him in shorts at training camp

93. Ric Flair: To be the man (WOO!) you got to . . . do something about those man boobs!

94. Ralph Nader

95. Dennis Kucinich: Something about those progressives.

96. Horatio Sanz: Laughing at your own jokes is not sexy

97. Dom DeLuise

98. Emeril Lagasse

99. Kevin Federline: Mooching hicks aren't so hot these days.

100.Brad Pitt: He may look good, but if the rumors about his hygiene and BO issues are true, then he's probably not worth it.

Britney Finally Gets To See Her Kids After More Than A Month

Britney Spears was reunited briefly with her sons just this Saturday according to International Herald Tribune, spending about three hours with the two little boys nearly two months after the troubled pop star last saw them.

Spears' father, James, played a key part in making possible the visit with Jayden James, 1, and Sean Preston, 2, said Elliot Mintz, a spokesman for Spears' ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Mintz wouldn't say where the reunion took place or who else was there, but People magazine reported that Spears' psychiatrist was present.

Spears had not been allowed to see the boys since Jan. 3, when she refused to return the children after a visitation. Police were called to her home, and a scene ensued that ended with Spears being taken to the hospital. She was hospitalized a second time four weeks later.

The visit came a day after Federline's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan announced that the couple "agreed to a modification of the court's order" that had stripped Spears of her visitation rights.

Spears' parents went to Los Angeles around the time of her second hospitalization and have pushed to restore visitation rights to help their daughter recover.

A court commissioner gave Federline sole physical and legal custody of the former couple's boys and suspended Spears' visitation rights on Jan. 4.

Leading up the hospitalizations, Spears enaged in bizarre public behavior. Since divorcing Federline in November 2006 she shaved her head, was seen in public without underwear, ran over a celebrity photographer's foot and attacked a vehicle with an umbrella.

(image from Mediaoutrage.com)

Britney Spears Wheeled Away By Paramedics After Refusing To Turn-over Children In A 4 Hour Stand Off

My dream girl has emphatically went down the deep end. According to Seattlepi.com, tonight at Spears' home, while allegedly on some sort of drugs, Britney refused to hand over her children to Kevin's bodyguard at the court appointed time. The standoff lasted over four hours, and police, as well as Kevin himself came to confront the pop star.

With Britney Spears, indeed life is stranger than fiction. Here's an image of her from TMZ as she is carted off by paramedics.


According to TMZ, Britney is being taken to a local hospital on a "medical hold" -- essentially a mental evaluation. Cops found her earlier this evening at her home under the influence of an "unknown substance."

At least in this image she looks far better than she normally does these days. For someone who seems very unstable, she looks rather "happy" in this picture - surreal as that may seem.